AHIRAUXKA

'AHIRAUXKA, is the greatest linux based disto that never did'nt not fail to exist as of yet.'

'It came about because God him self was drunk and tried to say "shit sucks", and it came out as ahirauxka.'

Than Jesus came to life and every one went and told /g/entoo and /v/idya, Saying whatever came to mind and much Humor was obtained in the irc. 

'Than every one for got about it and deleated it and now there is no has a copy if it.'

This is was a sad day for people who cared. ( Stated count, 0 )

'This OS was said to be the work of the greatest minds of Microsoft and Apple and some random devs from different linux and bsd groups, '

'who were abducted and forced to slave work on the computers of planet x64 for a million years in an alternate universe and brought to us at u413 by Master Chief himself.'

'But to us Pierates (spelt wrong cause you smelt wrong) this all happend the instant God created the subdimentonal vortex by saying AHIRAUXKA.'

'Now, to express the power of this OS, we use AHIRAUXKA to explain random shit that we have no reason to explain.'

No one remembers this exept me, and I dont exist. Now what?